For reals, a movie based on Tetris. Because it’s something people have heard of, and therefore executives want to make it into a movie, even though there’s no plot whatsoever. This is literally the example I give for the worst idea for a movie imaginable. (Sometimes I up the joke to “Cap’n Crunch vs. Tetris.”)
But at least Tetris (the game) is somewhat fun, which can’t be said for:
A couple notes on this. The Accountant isn’t actually about accounting, which would be absurdly boring. (My day-job is as an accountant.) It’s about an accountant who moonlights as an assassin, which sounds like it could be a reasonable movie. I just think it’s silly that there’s a movie called “The Accountant.”
Regarding Tetris, the press release does note that “No cast, crew, production date, or release date have been determined. No writer has been named.” Movies in that stage are entirely imaginary, and something less than 10% of movies in pre-production actually make it to release. However, actual money has changed hands for the movie rights to Tetris, which is flat-out ridiculous.
(For an explanation of this, read the Introduction. Other posts in this series can be found here.)
Movies We Still Care About
Beetlejuice
Big
Bull Durham
Die Hard
Rain Man
The Naked Gun
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Other Notable Movies
They Live
A Fish Called Wanda
Best Picture Nominees:
Rain Man (Winner)
The Accidental Tourist
Dangerous Liaisons
Mississippi Burning
Working Girl
Top Grossing Films (US)
Rain Man
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Coming to America
Big
Twins
Crocodile Dundee II
Die Hard
The Naked Gun
Cocktail
Beetlejuice
Rotten Tomatoes Top Movies
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (98%)
Big (97%)
Bull Durham (97%)
Midnight Run (95%)
Heathers (95%) – Note: Rotten Tomatoes lists this as a 1988 movie, even though it was released in 1989.
A Fish Called Wanda (93%)
Die Hard (92%)
Rain Man (90%)
Cinema Paradiso (90%) (This was released in the US in 1990.)
Movies We Still Care About
The Naked Gun
I was ten when Naked Gun came out, and to a ten-year-old, it was the funniest movie ever. I’d still say it’s one of the best spoof films. Even though most of the jokes were recycled from the short-lived series Police Squad that Naked Gun is based on. But one original bit was the national anthem scene:
It does have the unfortunate cringe factor of co-starring a pre-murdery OJ Simpson. But at least you get to see him get brutally maimed.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
One of the rare films that creates a pioneering visual effect and uses it to create an innovative story. Though animation and live action had been combined before in films like Mary Poppins and Song of the South, this was the first movie to fully integrate them into a cohesive and complete world. Also notable for working out the legal issues involved in combining classic Disney and Warner Bros. animation:
My personal favorite is the weasels dying laughing scene:
Other Fond Memories
(These are movies that fit the category of “Movies We Still Care About,” but for which I personally can’t think of anything interesting to say. Please don’t take a movie’s inclusion in this category as any sort of criticism. You are encouraged to voice your thoughts on these films in the comments section.)
Rain Man
Other Notable Films
A Fish Called Wanda
Still popular as a cult movie. It somehow finds a tone that is halfway between Monty Python and Wes Anderson. You wouldn’t think that would work or make any sense, but somehow the film pulls it off.
They Live
I’m just including this because it contains what I believe to be the all-time cheesiest action movie line that wasn’t uttered by Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Do you disagree with any of these choices, or think that I missed something? Leave a comment below.
(For an explanation of this, read the Introduction. Other posts in this series can be found here.)
Movies We Still Care About
Beetlejuice
Big
Bull Durham
Die Hard
Rain Man
The Naked Gun
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Other Notable Movies
They Live
A Fish Called Wanda
Best Picture Nominees:
Rain Man (Winner)
The Accidental Tourist
Dangerous Liaisons
Mississippi Burning
Working Girl
Top Grossing Films (US)
Rain Man
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Coming to America
Big
Twins
Crocodile Dundee II
Die Hard
The Naked Gun
Cocktail
Beetlejuice
Rotten Tomatoes Top Movies
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (98%)
Big (97%)
Bull Durham (97%)
Midnight Run (95%)
Heathers (95%) – Note: Rotten Tomatoes lists this as a 1988 movie, even though it was released in 1989.
A Fish Called Wanda (93%)
Die Hard (92%)
Rain Man (90%)
Cinema Paradiso (90%) (This was released in the US in 1990.)
Movies We Still Care About
Beetlejuice
The most Tim Burtony Tim Burton movie. It established all of the Tim Burton tropes that we know and love.
Here’s the Banana Boat Song scene:
Big
A coming of age story in the literal sense. It works on a wish-fulfillment level for children who think that being an adult would be awesome. At the same time, it appeals to adults that wish they could regain a childlike enthusiasm.
Bull Durham
To be honest, I just don’t care about baseball, which means that I never cared about this movie. But I acknowledge that a lot of people consider to be one of the best ever sports movies, and I would be remiss in leaving it off this list. Those of you who love it are welcome to discuss your reasons in the comments.
Die Hard
One of the best action movies of all time. It didn’t invent the concept of an ordinary man in the wrong place at the wrong time having to battle an overwhelming force, but it executed it so well that ever since every other film like that has been described as “Die Hard in [context].”
Fun fact: Due to contractual obligations, the role of John McClane was initially offered to a then 72-year-old Frank Sinatra. Thankfully he turned it down. Otherwise, it would have been known as either an embarrassing joke, or as the film that killed Old Blue Eyes. The lead was then offered to Arnold Schwarzenegger, with the idea that Die Hard would be a sequel to Commando. When that didn’t work, they eventually chose Bruce Willis, who was known as a sit-com actor from Moonlighting. And Di Hard instantly turned him into one of the biggest action stars around.
Anyway, here’s one of the best action sequences ever put on film:
And one of the best action movie lines of all time:
And because it’s okay to affectionately mock something you love, here’s the CinemaSins episode on Die Hard:
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(For an explanation of this, read the Introduction. Other posts in this series can be found here.)
Movies We Still Care About
Adventures in Babysitting
Dirty Dancing
Evil Dead 2
(First half of) Full Metal Jacket
Hellraiser
Lethal Weapon
The Lost Boys
Moonstruck
Predator
The Princess Bride
Raising Arizona
Robocop
Spaceballs
The Untouchables
Wall Street
Other Notable Movies
Planes, Trains and Automobiles
The Running Man
Best Picture Nominees:
The Last Emperor (Winner)
Broadcast News
Fatal Attraction
Hope and Glory
Moonstruck
Top Grossing Films (US)
Three Men and a Baby
Fatal Attraction
Beverly Hills Cop II
Good Morning, Vietnam
Moonstruck
The Untouchables
The Secret of My Success
Stakeout
Lethal Weapon
The Witches of Eastwick
Rotten Tomatoes Top Movies
The Princess Bride (97%)
Evil Dead 2 (98%)
Wings of Desire (98%)
Broadcast News (98%)
Full Metal Jacket (94%)
Planes, Trains and Automobiles (94%)
Moonstruck (92%)
The Last Emperor (91%)
Raising Arizona (90%)
Movies We Still Care About
Raising Arizona
This has a weird quirky charm that appeals to people who like those sort of things, and was the first major success for the Coen Brothers and Nic Cage. Its quirkiness isn’t for everyone. A good barometer for whether or not you’ll like this movie is this scene:
Robocop
An iconic character that has become part of our culture, and probably the peak of hyper-violent 80s action movies. (Which actually was intended to be even more violent, but was toned down in order to avoid an X rating.)
Here’s one of the tamer scenes, where Robocop shoots a thug in the crotch, through the skirt of a woman the thug is holding hostage.
Here’s the ED-209 malfunction scene.
I can’t explain why, but for some reason I love this brief clip of a lecherous guy saying “I’d buy that for a dollar.”
And here’s a video of little-known facts about the movie. I bet you didn’t realize how much of the movie actually has Robocop in his underwear.
Spaceballs
One of the better spoof movies, back in an era where spoof movies had actual jokes that connected to the source material rather than modern spoofs which just cram in a bunch of random references.
A lot of the jokes don’t hold up, and Mel Brooks had an unfortunate tendency to overexplain the punchlines. For example:
But a much of the humor does still work, and this is certainly a must-see for any Star Wars or late 70s/early 80s sci-fi fan. Here are some better scenes:
The Untouchables
I don’t have much to say about this, and would probably put it in “Other Fond Memories,” except that I want to post the baby carriage scene.
Wall Street
Wall Street is a message movie that ends up enduring for the exact opposite of what Oliver Stone intended. It’s supposed to be a critique of greed-driven commerce, and Gordon Gecko is supposed to be the bad guy.
But as a writer, it is important to make villains have real reasons for their actions, rather than just wallowing in their own crapulence. (At least, if you’re making a serious/smart movie. You can get away with cartoonish villains in a fun dumb movie.) Every bad guy ought to believe that he’s the hero of his own movie.
Stone and co-writer Stanley Weiser, along with Michael Douglas’s performance, did too good a job of this. Generations of stock brokers and high-finance people went into that industry because they saw the “Greed is good” speech, and said to themselves, “He makes a good point. I want to be like him.”
Other Notable Films
The Running Man
The second silly action movie from 1987 to feature two future governors. This isn’t as popular as it once was. But it’s interesting for its prescience in spoofing reality TV, a genre that wouldn’t become popular for another 15 years.
It also has a bunch of ridiculous over-the-top death scenes, that are far more creative than you typically see today.
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Do you disagree with any of these choices, or think that I missed something? Leave a comment below.
(For an explanation of this, read the Introduction. Other posts in this series can be found here.)
Movies We Still Care About
Adventures in Babysitting
Dirty Dancing
Evil Dead 2
(First half of) Full Metal Jacket
Hellraiser
Lethal Weapon
The Lost Boys
Moonstruck
Predator
The Princess Bride
Raising Arizona
Robocop
Spaceballs
The Untouchables
Wall Street
Other Notable Movies
Planes, Trains and Automobiles
The Running Man
Best Picture Nominees:
The Last Emperor (Winner)
Broadcast News
Fatal Attraction
Hope and Glory
Moonstruck
Top Grossing Films (US)
Three Men and a Baby
Fatal Attraction
Beverly Hills Cop II
Good Morning, Vietnam
Moonstruck
The Untouchables
The Secret of My Success
Stakeout
Lethal Weapon
The Witches of Eastwick
Rotten Tomatoes Top Movies
The Princess Bride (97%)
Evil Dead 2 (98%)
Wings of Desire (98%)
Broadcast News (98%)
Full Metal Jacket (94%)
Planes, Trains and Automobiles (94%)
Moonstruck (92%)
The Last Emperor (91%)
Raising Arizona (90%)
Movies We Still Care About
Lethal Weapon
This created the “Cop on the edge with nothing to lose” genre, which continues to be popular to this day. (Note how 24 just returned to TV this week.)
I think that this is one of those movies that has been imitated so much that when you go back and watch it now, it feels very cliched. Which is a compliment rather than a criticism. But it does mean that it’s more popular in our memory than to actually watch.
In addition to being imitated by pretty much every cop movie or TV show from the last 27 years, it’s also frequently referenced. There was an entire episode of How I Met Your Mother about how Ted kept a “Murtaugh list,” which was things he was too old to do anymore.
Predator
One of two over-the-top action movies to come out this year starring two future state governors. (Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jesse Ventura) This spawned a long-running franchise, and the Predator has entered our mythology.
I think there are two reasons this movie endures. The first is the visual design of the Predator itself. Creature designer Stan Winston managed to create a monster that was unlike anything we had seen before. Its mouth was the stuff of nightmares. (While its dreadlocks are frequently imitated by pro athletes.)
Some factoids about Predator you may not have known: There was a joke going around after Rocky IV that, since Rocky had run out of people to fight, Rocky V would have him fighting an alien. Some screenwriters were inspired by this joke to create a real screenplay, which eventually developed into Predator. Jean-Claude Van Damme was originally cast to play the Predator. But Schwarzenegger and the rest of the cast are so much bigger than him that this just didn’t work. So he was replaced by the guy who played Harry in Harry and the Henderson.
The Princess Bride
This is one of my all-time favorite movies. It’s a rare film that is frequently among the favorites of both fans of stereotypically male movies and fans of stereotypically female movies. (Note that I’m talking about stereotypes. Obviously real men and women like all sorts of movies.)
It’s one of those movies where it’s hard to find any commentary to make about it, because everyone already loves it and knows it by heart. (And if you don’t, what’s wrong with you?) So in lieu of commentary, I’ll post some clips.
Here’s a collection of Vizzini saying “Inconceivable!”
Here’s just about as perfect and as pure of a straightforward battle of wits as you’ll ever see on film, made all the more entertaining by Vizzini’s zany leaps of logic.
And of course, “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
Other Fond Memories
(These are movies that fit the category of “Movies We Still Care About,” but for which I personally can’t think of anything interesting to say. Please don’t take a movie’s inclusion in this category as any sort of criticism. You are encouraged to voice your thoughts on these films in the comments section.)
The Lost Boys
Moonstruck
Other Notable Films
Planes Trains and Automobiles
Not as popular today as when it first came out. But worth noting for the “those aren’t pillows” scene. (Though probably a comedy scene that’s based so much on homophobia wouldn’t fly today.)
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Do you disagree with any of these choices, or think that I missed something? Leave a comment below.
(For an explanation of this, read the Introduction. Other posts in this series can be found here.)
Movies We Still Care About
Adventures in Babysitting
Dirty Dancing
Evil Dead 2
(First half of) Full Metal Jacket
Hellraiser
Lethal Weapon
The Lost Boys
Moonstruck
Predator
The Princess Bride
Raising Arizona
Robocop
Spaceballs
The Untouchables
Wall Street
Other Notable Movies
Planes, Trains and Automobiles
The Running Man
Best Picture Nominees:
The Last Emperor (Winner)
Broadcast News
Fatal Attraction
Hope and Glory
Moonstruck
Top Grossing Films (US)
Three Men and a Baby
Fatal Attraction
Beverly Hills Cop II
Good Morning, Vietnam
Moonstruck
The Untouchables
The Secret of My Success
Stakeout
Lethal Weapon
The Witches of Eastwick
Rotten Tomatoes Top Movies
The Princess Bride (97%)
Evil Dead 2 (98%)
Wings of Desire (98%)
Broadcast News (98%)
Full Metal Jacket (94%)
Planes, Trains and Automobiles (94%)
Moonstruck (92%)
The Last Emperor (91%)
Raising Arizona (90%)
Movies We Still Care About
Adventures in Babysitting
This was a fun wish-fulfillment adventure that appealed to both children, and teenagers/young adults, who could each put themselves in the place of the characters.
Dirty Dancing
In previous years, I’ve discussed several films that worked as a wish fulfillment fantasy for boys. Dirty Dancing is just about the purest wish-fulfillment fantasy for girls. It’s the story of a girl who’s misunderstood by her parents and maybe isn’t the most attractive. But then she meets a sexy dream guy who sees her inner beauty. Not only does the hunk fall for her, but he helps her find and embrace her inner sexiness. Then she gets validation from everyone else, including her parents.
Evil Dead 2
In my opinion, this is the best silly horror movie ever made. Director Sam Raimi and star Bruce Campbell combine for some of the physical comedy to ever be put on film.
Watch Bruce Campbell get beaten up by his own possessed hand.
I think that what really makes these films endure is that Campbell is brilliant at playing a cocky jerk who you can’t help but like. And then he retains that cockiness even as he gets continually beaten down by mystical forces that he cannot possibly handle.
We cheer his small victories, but since he’s a jerk, we also enjoy his humiliating defeats.
(First half of) Full Metal Jacket
This is an odd movie, because it’s not based on one story. It’s an adaptation of a collection of three novellas, which leads to a disjointed film that is two entirely separate stories which happen to share a couple characters. The second half is a forgettable generic Vietnam movie, but the first half is amazing. It gets the audience inside the process of boot camp, and shows how the training breaks down an individual’s psychology, and then rebuilds them as a killer.
Interesting note: R. Lee Ermey, who plays Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, was initially hired as an adviser to share his experience of what boot camp is really like. He lobbied Stanley Kubrick for his starring role in the movie by making a lengthy video of him yelling abuse at extras, calling on his real experience as a drill instructor. Which lead us to this piece of cinematic brilliance: (Warning: Foul language including racial slurs.)
I should note that some veterans have complained that the portrayal of boot camp isn’t realistic, and that any vaguely competent instructor would have recognized the signs of severe psychosis in Private Pyle, and kicked him out of the Marines. (Even during Vietnam, the Marines were all-volunteer, and instructors wouldn’t hesitate to remove a recruit that was unfit to serve.)
This brings up the concept of verisimilitude, which is something that seems truthful. Sometimes what seems truthful isn’t what actually is truthful. The shorthand we used in film school was “real vs. reel.” (Which is a terrible shorthand when spoken aloud, but that’s beside the point.) If you want actual realism, you can look out a window. At their best, films are stories that can highlight human experience, and sometimes telling the best story means deviating from how things work in reality.
Hellraiser
Notable for creating a new horror franchise and monster. Pinhead more of a second-tier monster, not as well-known as Freddy or Jason. But these films still are quite popular among horror fans.
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Do you disagree with any of these choices, or think that I missed something? Leave a comment below.
(For an explanation of this, read the Introduction. Other posts in this series can be found here.)
Movies We Still Care About
Aliens
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Highlander
Little Shop of Horrors
Stand By Me
Top Gun
Other Notable Movies
Back to School
Big Trouble in Little China
Crocodile Dundee
The Fly
Labyrinth
Star Trek IV
Three Amigos
Transformers: The Movie
Best Picture Nominees:
Platoon (Winner)
Children of a Lesser God
Hannah and Her Sisters
The Mission
A Room With a View
Top Grossing Films (US)
Top Gun
Crocodile Dundee
Platoon
The Karate Kid Part II
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Back to School
Aliens
The Golden Child
Ruthless People
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Rotten Tomatoes Top Movies
Aliens (98%)
Hannah and Her Sisters (93%)
The Fly (91%)
Stand By Me (91%)
Little Shop of Horrors (90%)
Movies We Still Care About
Little Shop of Horrors
This is just a solid, well-made musical, whose performances elevate enough to pass the test of time.
It’s interesting to note that the ending of the movie radically differs from the stage play. I saw Frank Oz, who directed the movie, speak when I was in film school. He talked about how the original ending matched the play, only was bigger and more wacky, with the army coming in to battle Audrey II. But the problem with the original ending is that Seymour and Audrey die. When they did test screenings, the audience clearly loved the movie right up until that happened, and then abruptly hated it. Frank Oz said it got one of the worst scores he had ever seen a test audience give. He argued that the reason what worked on stage didn’t work on screen was because of the power of the close-up. He made the audience care about Seymour and Audrey, and they wouldn’t forgive killing them off. So he hastily reshot the ending to make it happier.
There’s an interesting lesson in that: You often hear people bemoaning films being driven by test-audiences and other interference that gets in the way of the director’s vision. But directors aren’t always perfect. They make mistakes. And the best directors are the ones that can recognize when they’ve screwed up and fix it. Which is exactly what the test-screening process allows them to do.
Anyway, here’s the original ending:
Stand By Me
In my write up on Goonies I talked about how a lot of movies are wish-fulfillment fantasies, and what made Goonies special was that it featured ordinary kids, making it easier for the children watching it to put themselves in the characters’ place. Stand By Me builds on this by having realistic ordinary kids face a realistic situation. There are no bank robbers, mutants, or pirate treasure. Just dogs, trains, bullies, leeches, and their own emotional issues – things that normal kids are likely to encounter in their normal lives.
Rather than a fun adventure, it’s more of a coming of age drama. But through it all, the heroes discover an inner strength, which makes it really resonate with an audience that themselves feels weak and powerless.
Which is why the “suck my fat one” scene works so well.
Top Gun
Top Gun perfectly encapsulated the spirit of 1980s Cold War machismo. It showed that America would beat the commies because we have the manliest men with the most powerful machines.
The screenwriter for Top Gun was my adviser in film school, so I’ll pass on some random tidbits that he mentioned. (As an aside, he’s a humble guy, and was mildly embarrassed to be showing his own movie in class. But he said that every year students asked about/demanded it, so finally he relented and made it part of his regular curriculum.)
He said that the main reason he took the assignment to write it was because he (correctly) thought the producer would be able to get him a ride in a fighter jet as part of his research.
After being taken through high-speed fighter jet maneuvers and realizing the physical toll that takes on the body, he decided to structure Top Gun as a sports movie. If you think about it, Maverick is essentially an athlete who wins the big game.
While writing the film, he was picturing Tom Cruise as Maverick, even before he had been cast. The writer had previously seen Tom Cruise in the football movie All the Right Moves, which further reinforces the sports movie theme.
The writer is a happily married heterosexual, and did not write the volleyball scene. (And I just now realized when looking up that scene on YouTube that the music playing is actually entitled “Playing with the Boys.”)
He argues that in the mid-80s, nobody noticed all the homosexual undertones to the movie. But he does have a sense of humor about it. Immediately after showing the movie in class, he followed it up with this Quentin Tarantino rant about how the entire movie is a metaphor for Maverick overcoming his sexual confusion and embracing his homosexuality.
Other Notable Films
Labyrinth
This is one of those movies that people loved when they saw it as a kid. It’s mostly been forgotten by those who are either too young or too old to have appreciated it in the 80s. But for those who are the right age, it’s still something that affects them and that they strongly care about.
Star Trek IV
I think that most people would consider the best original cast Star Trek movie to be Star Trek II. But there is a significant minority that prefer IV. Its plot of the Enterprise crew traveling back in time to the modern day made Trek more accessible to the masses, bringing in a new and younger audience and laying the groundwork for The Next Generation TV show/films. Plus it has Walter Koenig running around asking for the “Nuclear wessels.”
Three Amigos
This was a huge movie at the time, and remained culturally relevant for a time, but has fallen out of relevance by today. It really doesn’t hold up. It’s full of racial stereotypes and broad slapstick humor that today’s audiences don’t find appealing. Plus incoherent nonsensical scenes like this one, where for two minutes they establish that the rules of the world include magic, which is never mentioned again:
Transformers: The Movie
Another movie that had a huge impact on people who were of the right age to enjoy it at the time, but has been mostly forgotten by anyone younger or older. This was especially impactful for kids who were into Transformers at the time, because this is where Optimus Prime dies. That’s certainly not something you would expect, and for a child would be quite shocking.
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Do you disagree with any of these choices, or think that I missed something? Leave a comment below.
(For an explanation of this, read the Introduction. Other posts in this series can be found here.)
Movies We Still Care About
Aliens
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Highlander
Little Shop of Horrors
Stand By Me
Top Gun
Other Notable Movies
Back to School
Big Trouble in Little China
Crocodile Dundee
The Fly
Labyrinth
Star Trek IV
Three Amigos
Transformers: The Movie
Best Picture Nominees:
Platoon (Winner)
Children of a Lesser God
Hannah and Her Sisters
The Mission
A Room With a View
Top Grossing Films (US)
Top Gun
Crocodile Dundee
Platoon
The Karate Kid Part II
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Back to School
Aliens
The Golden Child
Ruthless People
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Rotten Tomatoes Top Movies
Aliens (98%)
Hannah and Her Sisters (93%)
The Fly (91%)
Stand By Me (91%)
Little Shop of Horrors (90%)
Movies We Still Care About
Aliens
This is one of the best intense action movies of all time. I think what’s really interesting about this is that it’s a sequel to one of the best horror movies of all time. I can’t think of another example of a sequel to an excellent movie that completely changed genres, and ended up even better than the original. (The closest would be the mindless action film Rambo: First Blood Part II following the psychological drama First Blood. But neither of those are in the same league as Alien or Aliens.)
Aliens was the first time James Cameron was given a big budget to play with, and he showed what he can do with it.
It also has one of my all-time favorite one-liners:
And one of my favorite speeches. This is a great thing to watch/listen to when you want to get pumped up. (As long as you ignore that Hudson later turns into a sniveling coward.)
And one of the best openings to an action scene:
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
This movie continues to resonate with audiences today because it perfectly captures the wish-fulfillment fantasy of absolute freedom. Ferris is able to do whatever he wants with complete liberty and no consequences. For both teenagers and adults, when we are at our most libertine we wish we could be Ferris Bueller.
The sad reality is that we spend far too much our lives trapped in a humdrum Ben Stein world:
And whenever we are in a situation like that, we wish we could instead twist and shout:
A few side-notes: I was on Win Ben Stein’s Money in 2001. It really annoyed me that one of the bonus round questions was about the Hawley-Smoot tariff. I got it right, as did Ben Stein, but it didn’t seem fair to ask him a question that was more or less quoting one of his most famous lines.
This isn’t a great movie and it doesn’t really hold up. But the idea of highlanders has entered our culture, as has the phrase “There can be only one.”
And yes, I know that technically Highlander refers specifically to Connor MacLeod (and Duncan MacLeod from the TV show), who were from the Highlands of Scotland, and not to immortals in general. But much like how Frankenstein is the scientist and not the monster, the incorrect terminology has made its way into our popular lexicon.
Other Notable Films
Back to School
This is a movie that a lot of people have forgotten about. But it’s worth revisiting, sheerly for the comedic brilliance of both Rodney Dangerfield and Sam Kinison:
Big Trouble in Little China
This has more or less fallen to cult status. It has its hard-core fans. (Including my former roommate, who runs the biggest BTiLC fan site on the internet, and will be happy to sell you a variety of t-shirts.) But most people have forgotten about it. Which is a shame, as it’s a really fun comedic adventure of the sort you rarely see these days. It’s certainly worth another look.
Crocodile Dundee
This doesn’t really hold up, but we all remember this scene:
I tried to find the Simpsons scene spoofing that, but my google-fu failed me. So instead, here’s two random dudes reenacting the Simpsons scene spoofing Crocodile Dundee:
The Fly
A weird creepy cult horror movie that is still beloved by fans of weird creepy cult horror movies.
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